Deadspin Made My Day.

Seriously, you guys, I can’t even.

[Presented in the order of increasing ridiculousness in which I found them]

Good: 

NFL.com has used the miracles of the internet to imagine what the hypothetical spawn of Tim Tebow + [insert celebrity here] would look like. For the record, Tebow and Oprah would have some cuuuuuuute babes. But Tebow and Michele Bachmann would have Justin Bieber. Too good. 

NFL.com: Tim Tebow’s celebrity marriage: What would the kids look like?

Better: 

Remember that awkward White Michael Vick illustration from ESPN the Mag?

Deadspin did - and they’ve taken it upon themselves to discover the ultra important News of the Day: that White Michael Vick and Tim Tebow’s kid wouldn’t be too ugly. 

Awkward Hypothetical Child Mashup Concept + Awkward Art = Surprisingly Un-awkward-looking Hypothetical Kid

Deadspin - What if Tim Tebow Had A Baby With White Michael Vick?

Best: 

First comes this: 

Then comes this: 

Deadspin - Yao, Panda. Panda, Yao.

And then comes…..this. OBVIOUSLY, the only logical conclusion to that equation: 

Deadspin - What if Tim Tebow Had a Baby with the Panda on Yao Ming’s Lap?

I mean….

I didn’t know before today that I needed to see the morph of Tim Tebow + Yao Ming’s panda’s love child. Now I know. Essential. Also, my new desktop background. 

Deadspin’s What if Tim Tebow Had a Baby With…? is my new favorite.