After I wondered earlier What’s Next for Matt Leinart (go find out. now. I’ll wait) I started brainstorming. Clearly, he peaked in college. So what could our pretty boy quarterback do next?
Dancing With The Stars! After all, he did spend the first semester of his senior year loaded down with one very, very strenuous ballroom dance class. He might finally win something again! Alas, a quick study of NFL players who’ve waltzed around the DWTS set reveals that they’re all actually good. At football. In the NFL. *sigh* Oh well. Wouldn’t it have been a fun season though, Matt Leinart partying with The Situation and then exchanging parenting tips with Bristol Palin? Such a missed opportunity.
That basically leaves The Bachelor. He can just follow the Jesse Palmer route: short stint in the NFL, a tv deal that lets you date 25 women at once while someone else foots the bill, and then a cushy gig analyzing college football, because really, it’s what you know best, and it will allow your pretty face and adorable dimples to remain in the public eye for those who appreciate that sort of thing. Done and done.
